You are finished !!

There comes a time when second chance is not guaranteed. There will be nothing like a perfect time to do things. Sometimes it is now or never. The sound of the trumpet is about to echo. Read my little story.

A professor boarded a canoe to cross to the other side of a river and this discussion ensued between him and the paddler:

Professor: Do you know entomology?

Paddler: No.

Professor: You are finished! OK, let me ask you again, ‘do you know psychology?’

Paddler: No.

Professor: You are finished! Tell me, do you know sociology?

Paddler: No.

Professor: You are finished! Your life is worthless. Now, do you know eschatology?

Paddler: No.

Professor: You are finished!! You are absolutely finished!! Do you know about pathology?

Paddler: No.

Professor: You are finished!! This is horrible. Absolute nonsense! Fine. Do you know about biology?

Paddler: No

Professor: You are finished!! You are just useless.

All of a sudden there was turbulence. The canoe wavered. The paddler tried to steady the canoe but to no avail. The professor became afraid. There was no other canoe coming neither was there one at sight. The storm came with a heavy wind splashing water at them. All hope seemed lost as both of them left everything to fate. The paddler decided to ask the professor a question for the first time.

Paddler: Professor, do you know Jesusology

Professor: No.

Paddler: YOU ARE FINISHED !!!! End of discussion.

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